Breast or Bottle Fed?

A woman and a newborn baby were waiting in the doctor's examining room for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight and was a little concerned; he asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist" the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight, you haven't got any milk". "I know" she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm sure glad I came!"